Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
----Because its head is so far from its body.
Who wears the biggest hat in the world?
----The man with the biggest head in the world.
Teacher: "Raymond, in what battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed?"
Raymond: "His last one, sir."
Teacher: "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"
Sarah: "He sat down, miss."
Cooking teacher: "Tom, how can we prevent food from going bad?"
Tom: "By eating it, miss."
A："Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"
B: "So you can go through, sir."
A："How short can girls' skirts get?"
B: "No matter how short, they will always be above two feet."
Father: "Great Scott! How you look!"
Jimmie: "Yes, pa, I fell in a mudhole."
Father: "What! And with your new pants on?"
Jimmie: "Yes. I didn't have time to take them off."
51、What is clean when it is black and dirty when it is white?
52、What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
53、What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
54、I am small I can fly I like singing in the sky.What am I?
55、Teachers write on me with chalk I can't talk.What am I?
56、The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
57、What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
58、Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
【謎底：On his feet.】
59、What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
60、Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?
61、What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
62、What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
63、I live in the sea.I am the biggest animal in the sea.What am I?
64、What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
65、What is big and bright during the day and we can't see it at night?
66、Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die.What am I?
67、Why does time fly?
【謎底：To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.】
68、Which can move faster, heat or cold?
【謎底：Heat, because you can catch cold easily.】
69、Why do some old people never use glasses?
【謎底：They must prefer bottles to glasses.】
70、Why is writing called handwriting?
【謎底：If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it foot writing.】
71、Which is the longest English word? Why?
【謎底：smiles (There's a mile between the first and the last letter.)】
72、How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
【謎底：Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.】
73、Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
【謎底：Because he wants to go to high school.】
74、What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
【謎底：Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.】
75、What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
【謎底：All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.】
76、What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
【謎底：A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.】
77、What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
【謎底：It's nice not to see you again.】
78、Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
【謎底：Because it can't sit down.】
79、What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
80、I am very big and heavy I have a long nose and big ears.What am I ?